one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.
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Being brolocked is the process of a girl being deemed unable to be dated by you because she has (or is) dated your best friend.
Done of of sheer respect and bromance.
Done of of sheer respect and bromance.
Dude: Hey, you think that anything can happen between you and my girl?
Guy: Nah man, she's officially brolocked now, I wouldn't dare do anything.
Dude: Word.
Guy: Nah man, she's officially brolocked now, I wouldn't dare do anything.
Dude: Word.
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Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.
Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.
Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.
Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.
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Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.
If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.
It's even a verb, too.
If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.
It's also a swear-word.
Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.
If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.
It's even a verb, too.
If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.
It's also a swear-word.
Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!
This film is bollocks.
Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.
I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!
I'm going to bollock you so hard ...
Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
This film is bollocks.
Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.
I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!
I'm going to bollock you so hard ...
Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
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