Grand Slam Breakfast

Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.

Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

Osoyoos breakfast roll

(oh-SOY-oose)
-noun
the final product of waking up in a pool of vommit in any bed but your own, and then rolling up the sheets and pillow for the courtesy of whoever will find it.

Dan drank a little too much and left the maids an Osoyoos breakfast roll at the holiday inn

by noah v July 6, 2007

from asshole to breakfast

To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.

"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"

by *K8E* November 22, 2006

Breakfast Pussy

When you eat a girl out in the morning, after the pussy has had all night to just sit there and be...well nasty.

"Dude, I ate out my girlfriend this morning...take my advice and NEVER do it. Breakfast pussy is disgusting.

by MusikManLP7 January 5, 2010

Whore's Breakfast

Starting the day off right with One large coffe and two cigerettes to help get the blood level balanced and the bowels movin before getting underway.

Is he still in the shitter?
Yea!
Whore's breakfast again.

by foug March 25, 2003

Nigger's breakfast

A wholesome, hearty breakfast made with fresh ingredients, of the kind eaten by a field nigger before the day's work begins.

We had the usual nigger's breakfast before setting out for the day. (Ernest Hemingway)

by Clamrock January 9, 2010

Breakfast Jack

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

by Basil Hill February 15, 2009