the benson

noun, denoting the high quality of a person, an object, place or experience. awesome, the shit, doss

that squidgy black's the benson

by Danby January 11, 2009

big bongos

Some big bitch with some giant TITTIES.

( 0 Y 0 )---- (i used pepperoni nips for demonstrative purpose)

1.) I GOT BIG BONGOS BOIU.
2.) I GOT BITCHES ON MY WILLY.

by BigNippleLover6970 January 3, 2014

beer bongologist

someone that knows a hundred different ways for you and them to chug your and everyone else's beer.

Timmy: We need to invite a beer bongologist to this party to show the ladies how to get FUBAR.

by UncleShakie July 8, 2014

Longo Bongo

A way of saying huge forearm

thats a big "Longo Bongo" of your's

by Big Bongo March 24, 2018

Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Electric Bongo

A sex position where the guy sticks his penis into the girl’s asshole while Tasing her back before beating her cheeks like bongos.

Jerry: I can’t wait to do the electric bongo with you babe.

Carla: Yeah but we don’t have a taser

by Dicky sticky February 27, 2020