Bonso

Dean is the definition of a bonso.
Usually the slow and lazy typical fat man.

Always needs carrying along in life.

Ring bonso get him to come around and cut the grass.

Get bonso to fetch it, that's all he's good for.

by Sir Rochfortè November 27, 2016

Bonso

Another way to describe a person that is a bit slow, dopey or a liability.
Usually the deans that are bonso's. A bonso is a mongo !

Oh, bonso has done it again.
Bonso get up the shop Dosser boy,
Workman

Dosser

Joey

Sap
Mongo

by Sir Rochfortè November 27, 2016

Bonso

I person that is like a pocket , but It has a hole.
Completely useless

You are such a bonso, please stop being that way. Nobody likes you.

by SnowSnowFrio July 14, 2022

Bonso

A person who is like a pocket but with a hole.

António is a Bonso.

by dryyx July 14, 2022

Curry Bongo

A sore ass hole due to the effects of shitting out the aftermath of a dodgy hot & spicy curry

Bobby: Fucks Sake, I've got a right Curry Bongo this morning

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Bolsonaro knife

Someone tried to assassinate Bolsonaro, but they were not successful because they used a too-short knife. So when you want to get rid of a disgusting fascist dictator, you need a Bolsonaro knife at least 10 inches long.

Don't take a chance your knife won't do the job - you need a Bolsonaro knife!

by Tiberius Gracchus November 5, 2022

Up The Curry Bongo

Fucking someone in the ass after they've just shat out their guts due eating a dodgy hot & spicy curry

It's Up The Curry Bongo time...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019