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A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)
Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
bongos by thisisnotapseudonym February 9, 2009

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The act of repeatingly hitting a broken computer or other electronic device that occasionally restores functionality for unknown reasons.
Person 1: my xbox got the red ring of death!
Person 2: try bongos! That always works!
Bongos by BigJ25! July 2, 2009

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A shapely girl or woman's butt or butt cheeks.
"Wow, she's got a nice set of Bongos". "I'd like to play that set of Bongos!" "Those Bongos would be good for a little playful squeezing and spanking".

butt buttocks rear ass caboose bottom tail
Bongos by Poonie Pie October 14, 2011

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Another way of saying “goodbye” or “peace out
friend: alright see you later!

Me: ight bongos
Bongos by LONG LORD January 12, 2020

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Things that guys like to do puff-puffs with
can I play with your bongos?
bongos by Breast professer July 10, 2007

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when u wipe your hand with ur dick and balls n then put it someone mouth or facial area.
Ohh Mike i want a bongo, it makes me wet.
bongos by McPiMp May 11, 2003
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