Birthday Makeup

When a girl wears too much poorly put on makeup, typically worn on their birthday.

Look at Brittany over there, she has birthday makeup on at the gym.

by Markistador December 12, 2021

after-birth on toast

Domino's Pizza. Pure crap.

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza

by Korruption September 30, 2006

birthday drunk

Drunk beyond all responsibility.

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."

by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011

birthday suit

Nude; not an inch of clothing on your body(We were born naked)

" For her anniversary, Mrs. Smith got into her birthday suit for Mr. Smith."

by Ashanda February 4, 2007

birthday twin

someone who has the same birthday as you.

whether it be same day, month or year.

Person 1: Hey man It's my birthday.
Person 2: Noway! It's mine too!

Person 1: Hey man, we're birthday twins!
Person 2: Cool man!

by ROCKGODFROMTHE60S January 23, 2016

birthday wig

Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.

"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."

by wainscotting March 15, 2009