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The creator of all numbers. Birtha refers to a green female who sits in the "Birth Factory" through her entire existence. She snuggles up tightly in her bed preparing to spout numbers from her birth cavity (located at the top of her head) with the assistance of hey single nurse maid. Hey nurse maid gathers up all the little numbers and sends them to the nursery.
"Oh, Birtha! You've been slacking!"
Birtha by Mister. E. May 16, 2022
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Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.
There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.
BerthaJo by Dwejj September 26, 2018

reformed birther 

When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.
Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
reformed birther by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016

Give birth to Pumbaa 

To give birth to Pumbaa is to push out a huge log ... to have a shit ... It's big, brown and smelly just like Pumbaa from The Lion King ... think of Pumbaa being born.
Me: I need to give birth to Pumbaa
My friend: Eww

Happy Birthday, Donnie! 

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!

Happy Birthday Song 

A cheerful and celebratory song, which may be performed (or played) for friends and family members on their birthdays.
1. Every single day, a special "Happy Birthday Song" is sung to many friends and family-members.

2. "Happy Birthday Song" is possibly the most popular traditional song in the world.

birthing a sailor 

The act of a U.S. Marine sitting on the toilet and delivering a large 'deuece' aka BM. While the term has never been fully embraced by the Navy, it persist nonetheless.
George to John, "where the fuck have you been" ? John replies, "Oh man, I was 'giving birthing a sailor," George sardonically replies, "I hope the little fella did not require an episiotomy."