Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

bell burner

bell as in bell end "make sure you wash behind your bellend you dirty bastard"
bell burner is the term used for the burning sensation at the end of the manhood which maybe caused by sexually transmitted disease.

"i think that mucky cow down the road has gave me a dose, i have got a bell burner"

by deadreet August 22, 2011

Bell Irving

(Noun)
1.)To be the ultimate tool. 2.)To try and be cool, when in fact all your efforts are utterly counter-productive. 3.) To be hated by every single soul on the planet, including your family. 4.) To be the most messed up person in a group.

1.) Your such a Bell Irving
2.) God! Quit being such a Bell Irving. No-one likes you anyway.
3.) Bell Irving, like Hitler, is hated by most of the world.
4.) Man, YOur the most Bell Irving Guy I know.
Man, If I were that Bell Irving. I would hang my self or something.

by Me, Fucker March 4, 2005

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

Bell top

Similar to a bell end. Someone who is a complete bell.

Matthew Alun Edwards is a bell top.

by haaaaaaa August 27, 2012

bell bottom ass

A ass that looks like its shaped as a bell with a perfect cross vertically and physically

Bruh she got a nice bell bottom ass

by Bell bottom ass August 17, 2017

bell-end

A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.

Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really.

by garozzo May 12, 2011