JuCo Bandit 

JuCo Bandits (Junior College Bandits) are high quality baseball players who work hard everyday to improve themselves so that they can transfer to a 4 year school. Typically these players don’t have outstanding power or strength and therefore put a lot of time in the weight-room.

Many D1, D2, D3, and NAIA schools typically look for JuCo Bandit prospects before scouting younger non-commits, because JuCo players have a benchmark expectation of skill.

When they show up to a NCAA locker room, they have tattered batting gloves and irremovable stains on their gear. They’ve had a long road.

“He’s got a cannon and a powerful bat, why don’t we give him an offer?”

“I’d much rather offer a JuCo Bandit with the same skills for 2 years, rather than an unknown senior for 4 years”

“smart thinking”

JuCo Bandit by ExcelEnrique December 1, 2020

banana bandit

A man who steals a boyfriend from another man or a woman.

"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."

banana bandit by deadapostle March 26, 2009

pussy bandit 

1. noun.

a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent.

{Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}

1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.

pussy bandit by clint August 27, 2004

Dookie Bandit

An unknown or mystery person who leaves shit streaks, floaters, or clogged toilets. Dookie Bandits usually has a favorite toilet spot to conduct his/her business. Dookie Bandits make the janitor's job that much more degrading.

The Dookie Bandit left his mark on the toilet bowl again.

Dookie Bandit by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011

Oxygen Bandit

Demeaning description of a human, who is of no use or benefit for our planet and/or society. As do all humans during their lifetime, he/she will always use oxygen to survive, but because of the nature of the human, they will never use this resource in a constructive, positive, or useful manner. Therefore they are deemed as stealing oxygen from earth’s atmosphere, i.e an Oxygen Bandit. Can be used in similar fashion as: scum , pathetic , loser

"Your brother is the biggest loser I know, I he's defiantly a oxygen bandit"

"...no i dont want any cheap smack you oxygen bandit!"

Oxygen Bandit by Alex V November 11, 2004

jizz bandit

The unknown entity responsible for the existance of a mysterious white substance on an object (e.g. couch, floor, dashboard).

(noticing a puddle of white stuff on the floor at the base of the stairs) ... Watch your step! Looks like we got a visit from the jizz bandit.

jizz bandit by plez January 27, 2009

chocolate bandit 

Where you dip your balls into chocolate syrup and place them on ones eyes to create a bandit like mask.

I heard jake did a chocolate bandit on kyra.

chocolate bandit by dizz85 May 5, 2009