ethno bongo

person that lends themselves to a purist state of presumed well being by showing affection towards nature, organic food, biological awareness, and freedom of speech

Hey dude, check out that chick, she is all ethno bongo like, check at that veggie burger she's eating with her goats milk organically produced latte!

by AmabokoT5 March 10, 2011

Bongo juice

Mouth rinse in the context as an alcoholic beverage.

Hey let's go score some of that bongo juice.

by Veganclown December 30, 2017

Bongo Head

A person who’s mother was in an interracial gang bang while pregnant with them. Thus pushing in their soft spot.

Anthony is a bongo head

by AaronBonehart May 13, 2022

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024