Assface

A name given to Brittany when she does something retarded

When you have an asschin.

God, you're such an assface!

Hey, you have an assface!

by Your Ugly Ass Momma February 23, 2005

Assfish

1. An unfortunately-named type of fish. Has, interestingly, the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate, this being perhaps the reason it's called the assfish.

2. (Informal) Imaginative alternative to calling someone an idiot or stupidhead.

I like assfish. They swim in the deep ocean and turn into weird gelatinous messes when brought to the surface!

It didn't take long for it to come out that all of us thought Michael is the biggest assfish we've ever had the displeasure of encountering

by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017

AssFace

The Greek saying for a strong face of an ass

Look at the assface over there. He thinks he's so cool!

by Melissa19 February 26, 2006

ASSFACE

your face looks like an ass

your face REALLY looks like an ass, makin you an assface

by Bob Thornby October 5, 2006

C-ho assface

shes my one and only princess bibbins who wears exspenivvvvv clothes and goes out wit c-money. She has a problem and her cat looks like a dog. when you ask her for a piece of paper she hands you a 20. She also has a bodacious ass which aids her in "backing that thang up!"

Cameron Keast Baker

by Molly L May 17, 2004

assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.

Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.

by Steve Viola February 27, 2008

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010