Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

Asian spread

1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.

Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.

by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011

asian second

When two Asians cross paths, the extra moment or double take they spend looking at each other to check if they are friends or already know each other.

Kevin: Why didn't you say hi to Lily when she walked by?

Jennifer: Oh, weird - I had an asian second but didn't recognize her at all!

by the_ampharos December 15, 2011

broken asian

Somebody who comes from Asia, or is of Asian descent that is no longer in working condition. Meaning, an asian that cannot speak their native language or has forgotten about their culture and/or traditions.

Katrina: "I'm a broken asian."
Theatre Class: "A whaaa?!"

by francine! October 30, 2008

asian paprika

n. a person who is lenient when it comes to certain situations that are making one's mind in an altered state of consciousness (possibly thinking too fast, having too many thoughts at once, or overthinking in general) therefore, despite the given situation he/she tends to stay clam and sort things out despite the shit he/she has to deal with.

"I cannot explain—my brain is on fire, I think—but try to judge with lenience."

-Margarita's Soul,
Ingraham Lovell

n. a compassionate person

She's like a mild spice with a rich flavor.

How come?

Well, every time she volunteers for the victims all she gets assigned to is do all the dirty work and still be fine with that.

That clearly shows her compassion.

Yea, an asian paprika.

by Carnet Tusco May 6, 2017

asian bladder

Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.

"I've got to run to the toilet, I've got an Asian Bladder." Said Chloe very annoyed.

by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017