Alondra

Alondra is the dumbest motherfucker on this fucking planet. She says the dumbest a human has ever heard. She is also God-forsakenly short and has a new crush every fucking week. She can't put together a fucking sentence but kicks everyone's ass in Word Bites, how ironic. If you have an Alondra in your life, get rid of her, please, for your own fucking good.

Person 1: Who is that girl talking out of her ass?

Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.

by mustangwhore December 1, 2024

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Alondra

Alondra is the most gorgeous girl ever, she has such a high and positive attitude, she doesn’t give no fucks about what anybody says to her. She may look mean but she is the kindest person ever! Alondra is a very loyal person and best friend, she is so heart warming and she will stand up for you and make sure you don’t have to go through anything bad. Alondra keeps her mind high-ended and she will stick with you and will comfort you anytime she needs too. Alondra is the bestest friend you could ask for!💗

Alondra: hey r u okay?
Friend: no

Alondra: listen, you are the best thing I could ask for and I’ll be her for it

by Kenna tay March 16, 2025

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Alyddia

Alyddia is a smart, kind and pretty girl. She is very protective over her friends. Whenever something happens to one of them, she will have your back. She will beat anyone’s ass. She is not a shy person and does not care what others think. She only cares about her friends and her own opinions.

Alyddia hates men!

by AnonymousVik March 21, 2025

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