Alert Jiz

The drink that you can totally get (not) in order to send yourself crazy over anything involving the Emergency Alert System. Youtubers in this category use this drink now to get the good content.

If you buy Alert Jiz, you will go completely crazy over EAS Alerts.

by WheelerYT July 11, 2019

alberto fernández

a thot politician of Argentina that cant inniciate an argument without talking about Mauricio Macri

Alberto Fernández you got 2:00 to talk about your propoursals but you cant talk about macri
Alberto Fernández: i wHAT

by (n)lvrgn October 18, 2019

Alberto

Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!

Alberto is such a player.

by Elixabeth December 8, 2021

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by rootkill March 17, 2022

Oiler Alert

An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.

by Guido66 May 30, 2010

Dessert Alert

When there's a great dessert (i.e. cake, cupcakes, brownies etc.) at a festive event and you want to tell your friends about it in a non-conspicuous way. You can text it, or walk over and nonchalantly say, "Dessert Alert."

Anna: (thinking to herself) Look at that chocolate covered carrot cake! I have to tell Rachel about it!!...
Anna walks casually over to Rachel and whispers..
"Dessert Alert."
Rachel: " I'll head for it immediately after I finish this conversation with this person.

by Uhnah May 16, 2010

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015