Banana Alert

when a man wears trousers that are far too tight and you see the bulge of his penis in outrageous detail.

Banana Alert!!! Look at Chris's trousers. What the fuck has he got down there?

by Jellies99 June 19, 2015

Rainbow Alert

A warning for people who may or may not be gay based on the way they talk, dress, act, etc.,

Old lady: *hears princeton from mindless behavior talking* are you sure he's straight
Granddaughter: *sighs* we'll put him on rainbow alert

by AshesMonroe August 6, 2011

nerd alert

"Urkel" without the black

My scientist neighbor is a total nerd alert.

by Billy Bob Willis October 23, 2003

PTS alert

An alert when PTS are near. Normally randomly stated while the PTS are close by.

Ryan and Mike were on constant PTS alert at the mall.

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

Amber Alert

pop punk/power pop/rock singer. She has been the front woman for many bands such as: You Tell Us, Even Heroes Lose Hope, Radio Drama and, most currently, After The How. Amber Alert currently resides in Los Angeles, CA.

Amber Alert sang the hell out of that song!

by mixtapemusings April 26, 2010

amber alert

A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.

(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.

by twunch March 30, 2007

red alert

having to fart while at a bar.

yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....

by brandi-charity July 2, 2008