Alcoholiday

An work day devoted to absenteeism and the drinking of alcohol. Typically a Monday.

Yeah, I called in "sick" Monday and took an alcoholiday.

by Canadian Tim October 28, 2006

alcocommuting

Doing the most boring, mindless parts of your job drunk, off-the-clock, on your home computer, so you can reclaim the time fucking off at work, and yet convey the appearance of being efficient.

Policy and procedure updates? Attendance statistics? Put 'em on my alcocommuting to-do list.

by SPQR October 28, 2006

Alcoheimers

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.

We found this place on alcoheimers.

by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009

Alcoholidays

holidays which involve a large amount of drinking. Which is pretty much every holiday!

Alcohol+holidays = alcohol-i-days

The Alcoholidays are almost here !

4 days until alcoholidays!

by boozebag December 13, 2009

alcohol clot

the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.

this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..

by catandthehat February 27, 2010

Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016

Alcocking

The act of guiding a drinking party to an expensive food outlet, then once seated leaving them for a cheap fast food vendor.

Andy really gave us an alcocking last night!

I’m going to alcock my work do, it’ll be a laugh!

by Mundoman September 9, 2019