Russian Winter

A term used by Armchair Historians, typically seen on Reddit or in uncivil Youtube Comment Sections.

Person 1: WW2...what can I say except I know everything about it from Oversimplified...
Person 2: What did you learn?
Person 1: Russian Winter lol

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020

Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....

" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "

by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014

Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023

Russian Optimism

(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.

"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."

by beeenjammin December 30, 2014

Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.

Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

blind Russian

Cocktail made in a highball glass or old-fashioned glass consisting of equal parts, usually shots, of Vodka, Baileys, and Kahlua on the rocks (ice).

When you first get that feeling of a sore throat, head straight to your favorite bartender and order up a blind Russian or three and you will feel all better tomorrow!

by O-Penned-Mind September 6, 2014

Russian tornado

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado

Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado

by Stupid Steve 69 May 11, 2016