Tom is a typical looser in life. He ist not just rejected by girls but also by society general. Tom means "Hurensohn" in German and just Hurensöhne wear this name. This name is a burden and was forbidden in the "International World Peace Law", adopted by the United Nations in 2016.
Tom is a Hurensohn
by DickDestroyer187 November 21, 2021
Get the Tommug. A really hot guy that gets mega pussy and all the bitches love him.
He makes any girl wet when he walks in the room
He makes any girl wet when he walks in the room
Girl 1: Wow, that guys so hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, my pussy is so wet right now
Girl 1: Same.
Girl 2: I think its Tom C
Girl 2: Oh my god, my pussy is so wet right now
Girl 1: Same.
Girl 2: I think its Tom C
by Big Daddy Cock Blocker August 3, 2024
Get the Tom Cmug. After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.
by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022
Get the Tom Segura Phenomenonmug. Bob: hey wanna go to the movies
Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass
Bob: I uh gtg talk later
Me: shut up ranga
Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass
Bob: I uh gtg talk later
Me: shut up ranga
by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019
Get the Tom Hollandmug. by anonymous September 8, 2020
Get the Tommug. 
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
by kidneybean78 March 4, 2024
Get the Tom Cockmug.