Mufkin

The words mother fucking spoken quickly, or in ebonics.

Lookit all yo damn gold, ya mufkin rich pimp!

Mufkin by Kurtangel November 28, 2006

Muffining 

Going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an English Muffin.

Do you want to go muffining at 10:00, or should we wait?

Muffining by MASO1 May 23, 2008

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

muffindamule by Muffindamule October 2, 2006

Muffinbutts 

N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.

Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts.

Muffinbutts by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 20, 2009

[Muffinlicious] 

1- Awesome muffins

2- A sexual word

1- Man Minga's muffin's at the muffin sale were muffinlicious!

2- Oh man baby you are so muffinlicious down there.

[Muffinlicious] by Yankel Blueberry January 13, 2009

Muffinhead 

Pretty much an insult (if you choose it to be) meaning ✨motherf*cker✨

My bsf: bruh your such a Muffinhead!

Muffinhead by gay_balls May 24, 2021

bump muffins 

A phrase describing any female-female sexual position where the vulva of each female are bumped and rubbed against the other. May also be used to describe lesbian sex, even though not all lesbian sex entails vulva-to-vulva stimulation; similar to "knocking boots" being used to describe sex in general.

I'd like to watch my wife bump muffins with Kate Beckinsale.

bump muffins by fragglecock March 10, 2011