Jerk Turd Fuck Head

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

by The_Dood October 23, 2012

Turd burglar

A Turd burglar is a mythical being that takes your turds (aka poop) from your toilet at night when everyone is asleep, similar to the tooth fairy legend.

Little boy: Mommy when will the turd burglar come?

Mother: oh honey the turd burglar only comes at night when your asleep.

by BeeftGunkle June 20, 2023

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Turd cutter

A thong

She’s got on a tight looking turd cutter

by AGeisler January 3, 2025

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 6, 2021

giftwrap turd

a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.

Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd

by timi kay July 28, 2023

turd

is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)

that show is turd

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020