adderall penis

A side effect in which your penis will not be able to get hard and/or will pee a lot.

This will usually last 6 hours on generic (IR - Instant Release) adderall and 12 hours on extended release.

I tried having sex but I had adderall penis.

by EazieWeezie May 8, 2018

My Penis

It is extremely big and much bigger than yours. It has a bigger bridge, and a much wider tip.

Uncle Steve likes to play with My Penis

by SillyGooseBoy4 June 9, 2022

Brandens penis

Massive horse cock, will absolutely rip apart your ass hole

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis

by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018

penis grapes

big and round

penis grapes r so good n juice

by bitchhahha April 28, 2019

thanos penis

thanos penis uh uh uh daddy fuck me boxed like fish kid

thanos penis got boxed like fish

by heal1staken January 16, 2021

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Pavlo’s Penis

When you kinda have to piss, see the urinal and then the urge is so bad that you feel like you are about to piss your pants.

I kinda had to pee and then Pavlo’s Penis made me almost piss my pants.

by anonymous May 2, 2021