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Definitions by thicc_tortilla

Penis Fish 

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Penis Fish by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Penis Fish 

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Penis Fish by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Average Judy 

Also known as Booty Judy or Juicy Judy. A girl with a juicy size and average titties because she's average Judy.
Giiiiiiiiiirl she's an Average Judy mmmm finneeee..... ;)
Average Judy by thicc_tortilla December 11, 2020

December 11 

International shove bananas up yo butt day. Be afraid. your friends are coming for you.
Dude, it's December 11, gotta go buy some bananas *wink*
December 11 by thicc_tortilla December 11, 2020