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December 16 

Today is National give a boy a blowy day
So grab a dude and give him a blowy
Girl “hey did u know December 16 is national give a blowy day
Guy oh bet
December 16 by Lil wenny December 16, 2019

December 16 

National Mort Day
Of course, I’m worshipping Mort today; it’s December 16!
December 16 by katiedavis December 16, 2019

December 25

If you are born on December 25th then you are literally fucking Jesus Christ.
Your mom:"Honey! I'm giving birth!" Your dad:"Oh my god! He was born on December 25th! This means that-" Your mom again:"YES! HE IS JESUS!"
December 25 by @evannasauruss December 16, 2019

december 19 

national go fuck a blonde day
guy 1- hey imma go fuck that blonde

guy 2- why?
guy 1-bc it’s december 19
december 19 by alex310 December 16, 2019

December 19th 

My birthday. Also it's be a crack head day!
Be a crack head all day and say happy birthday to the people who has birthdays on December 19th
December 19th by Unknown_Steph~ December 17, 2019

December 18 

Today’s the day where you either:
Tell your crush you like them,
Hold hands with someone, or
Do both!
Ted: today I have to tell Samantha I like her
Tom:why?
Ted: It’s December 18!
Tom: Ohhhhhhh
December 18 by guccixlipxlops December 17, 2019