Blowrhoid 

When you receive a blowjob so good that you get a hemorrhoid (Blood Clot) on your penis. Its almost classed as a sexually transmitted infection.

"Damn man she gave head so good it gave me a blowrhoid".

Blowrhoid by SamScoof November 4, 2017

Blowjay Simpson 

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

Blowjay Simpson by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

wife blowjob 

When the person giving a blowjob Feels like they have to do it as opposed to wanting to. More than likely spits, if it even gets that far. She could at least be courteous and let him finish even if she does spit! Just plain rude if you ask me

The blowjob I received last night was more like a Wife blowjob

wife blowjob by tigg56 August 3, 2015

Blue Blowjob

When a girl/guy deepthroats your cock for so long to the point in which her face changes a deep blue colour.

Anthony:"Damn man, you know Felicia?"
Josh:"Yeah"
Anthony:"She gave me a HELLA fine blue blowjob last night, I was afraid she was gonna black out on me."
Josh:"Nice, that's how you get things DONE around here."

Blue Blowjob by TheInfamousDuck July 21, 2016

Brazilian Blowdart 

When you suck a fart out of a willing participant's asshole and vurp the fart/vomit combo in to your targets face

That asshole at the hockey game wouldn't shut up so my girlfriend and I gave him a Brazilian Blowdart.

Brazilian Blowdart by Tipdock January 24, 2017

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Shooting Blowstar 

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.

Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.

Shooting Blowstar by DougDemuro February 20, 2019