A black moment 

noun. -- A moment in time in which an individual (during recollection) feels shame or guilt over an action they have performed in their past.

In conversation:

Juan: You 'member esé when you fucked your landlord to pay the rent? 'member yo, it was last week?

Pedro: Si, that was a black moment for me holmes. Why you always gots to bring stupid shit up?

A black moment by donlugohidalgo August 30, 2005

bastard moment 

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

bastard moment by Jeremy August 4, 2007

Grug Moment

Whenever someone on discord 😳, does something that is the total opposite of a bruh moment.

Alex was accused of making an unfunny meme lol. He changed his ways and made a funny meme. What a GRUG moment.

Grug Moment by FunnyMoment lol October 10, 2020

Spur of the moment adoption

where a kid is kidnaped by a pedifile or as they like to call themselves a kid lover.

Man1: I didn't know you were adopted.
Man2:yeah it was a spur of the moment adoption.

Spur of the moment adoption by deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009

YT Moment 

(Verb 1) The act when one l33t ownager morphs into a bloodthirsty rage and wages war without remorse.

(Verb 2) A moment where a Uber Nub becomes L33t H4x0r status.

(Verb 3) The act of being outrageously heroic to engrave your name amongst the legends of YouTube.

(Verb 1) Cover me, I'm having a YT Moment

(Verb 2) It's about time you nub. You're having your YT Moment

(Verb 3) Sorry dude, I have to have my YT Moment

YT Moment by Untz Untz Untz... June 23, 2007

Luke Moment

A moment when you get so freaking annoyed with someone that you send them a multiple page letter/email/text message describing how much you've had to put up with them in the past, how they annoy you, and how you never want to talk to them again. Subtle insults are key. The difference between a Luke Moment and just totally ripping on someone is that you remain slightly nice with only subtle insults. Then the person replies and that's when you let it all loose.( :0 )

Sometimes, the friendship may restart a few days after the Luke Moment if the person "recieving" the Luke Moment is absolutely retarded.

The phrase "Luke Moment" was coined when a dude named Luke Kirstein sent 3 of these letters to the most annoying people on the planet Earth. Their names are withheld for security purposes :].

Harmony: *crying* The boy I liked just totally yelled at me on myspace! I'm so sad!

Megan: It's ok, he probably just had a "Luke Moment".

Luke Moment by Luke K. February 4, 2008

cheerleader moment

Any of those ultrannoying scenes in the series "Heroes", where the Cheerleader starts whining about whatever to her dad, and her psychodad says (preferably after some cold blooded killing) ""you're daddy's little clairebear, all i want is for you to be safe, and live a normal life yadiyadi i love you so much yadiyadi. .
And then the Cheerleader starts pouting about being different and special and save the yadiyadi

and so we have a beautiful freudian geysir of fraternal and territorial superamericanized issues squatting all over something that could be a really really good television series.

Claire: I hate you dad, and you're not even my dad !
Mr. Bennet: All that matters to me is that you're safe.
Claire: I don't wanna be safe, I am different, I'm special !
Mr. Bennet: You're staying here, and you're gonna live a normal life, and you're always gonna be my little clairebear, ok ?
Claire: Ok, dad, I love you.

(Hugging)

(the resolution of a Cheerleader moment)

cheerleader moment by 22flux March 2, 2009