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Muffin Top 

When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
Muffin Top by Jay Gall June 11, 2006
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take it to the top 

consuming heavy amounts of drugs or alcohol
im getting wrecked tonight. lets take it to the top
take it to the top by playap02 January 14, 2004

haulter top 

a sleeveless shirt that ties 'round ya neck and is rather short
that chicks haulter top was jus stait up trippin...DANG that thing was UGLY!!
haulter top by skylar September 24, 2003

muffin top syndrome 

an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.
Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?

Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!
Something bottoms tell themselves they are to make themselves feel better.
Wow, my boyfriend likes to claim he’s a lazy top but we all know he’s such a bottom.
lazy top by Yeeyeefrqntin April 10, 2020

Knock the top off 

knock the top off eg:
Hey Rolfus, how did you go with that waitress?
" She knocked the top off "
Knock the top off by Bigwoody76 April 28, 2010