take a dive

its basically purposely losing for a friend, or getting paid to "take a dive" for your friend.

Ok bro, I'll take a dive.

by Goofy Uncle Joe December 14, 2022

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Take the L

A term losers use when they know they are going to lose but are scared.

"Ima just win already. Take the L yk its finna happen"

*he then lost*

by PhatPanda. January 11, 2023

Take a cab

Take a taxi

Did u take a cab to get here?

by HannR January 21, 2023

Take ins

When you bring food to a potluck

What "take ins" are you bringing to work for the pot luck

by Rorogger February 8, 2023

take you down to the slaughter house

the slaughter house is a big oiled up booty shaking competition

gabe saporta: ll take you down to the slaughter house
kate: gladly 🤩

by chrismotionless February 11, 2023

Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.

This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.

by Hobox March 21, 2023