by Ghilik November 16, 2018
Get the Dadmug. 
Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie
Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him
Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him
Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022
Get the DADmug. A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.
by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022
Get the step-dadmug. 