ass and graham crackers 

Something bad. It started with card games and bad hands but it fits with a lot of different things. basically its a humorous and rediculous combination. nobody would want to eat ass and graham crackers, unless you're in to that sort of thing

What the fuck is that smell? Smells like ass and graham crackers in here.

Lost another game of spades, that hand was like ass and graham crackers.

ass and graham crackers by CEG September 22, 2008

Ass Hurt 

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.

Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.

Ass Hurt by country_girl40 December 17, 2010

Ass Flakes 

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

Ass Flakes by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

Ass-hat

when someone has clear and proven evidence against their point and yet refuses to accept the point being made against them. Thus the term someone who has their head up their ass.

evan: 2x2 is 5
sean: no its 4, i can prove it mathematically
evan: nope, its 5
sean: see, now your just being an ass-hat

Ass-hat by bh finest August 6, 2010

ass to mouth 

something you never do.

You never go ass to mouth

ass to mouth by rockthejordan September 18, 2006

Ass Eyes 

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.

Ass Eyes by bad November 28, 2003

ass tulips 

After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.

"You should have seen the tulips on Nate after last night."

ass tulips by copernicus p. alfonz July 22, 2003