rockthejordan's definitions

IB

International Baccalaureate. It's created to establish the delicate line between intellectuals and riff raff. It's tough, but gives such high lying, cheating, bull shitting, and speaking abilities that it really doesn't matter what you learned, you can sound like you learned everything. Not all IB students are superior to Non-IB students but the average IB students is a much better student and, indeed, person then the average non IB student. The average IB students is elitist, but will probably be your boss/senator/owner later in life.

Riff Raff: Yo son, you aint such hot shit, i is gunna be a rapper fo realz.
IB: Wow, I can't believe my future tax dollars will pay for your numerous offspring.

by RocktheJordan February 4, 2007

ass to mouth

something you never do.

You never go ass to mouth

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006

macguyver

to make a pipe/bong out of daily goods.

I can macguyver a water bottle, some duct tape, and some tin foil into a hella pipe

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006

zeus

The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.

Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.

by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006

poseidon

2nd most badass of greek gods and lord of the sea. Caused Hurricane Katrina.

Bender: Curse you merciful poseidon

by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006

lance armstrong

lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.

Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.

by RocktheJordan August 16, 2006

lazer quest

The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.

Andy: yo, my ego is kind of down
Jordan: Let's go destroy some children at lazer quest

by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006