fisticuffing

Fisticuffing is the way real men fight. With arm fully extended and bouncing slightly. Zeus was known to fight in this style as well as wyatt urp.

I was fisticuffing with someone and I beat their ass.

by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006

giraffe

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.

by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006

crizzazy like martin scorsese

ridiculously good or absurd. Crazy like Martin Scorsese. Crizzazy is partly a play of slang and also has additional syllables to make it rhyme more smoothly. Martin Scorsese is one of the best directors to have worked in film and absurdity is tied to his name because while he is one of the best, he does not have a oscar.

Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese

by rockthejordan July 08, 2006

lazer quest

The place where anyone who is pimp, cool, hardcore, extreme, or sexy hangs out. Lazer quest simulates you killing people with lazers and gives older people a chance to boost their ego by destroying little kids at it.

Andy: yo, my ego is kind of down
Jordan: Let's go destroy some children at lazer quest

by RocktheJordan July 22, 2006

zeus

The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.

Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.

by RocktheJordan August 31, 2006

lance armstrong

lance armstrong's genes hold the secret to curing cancer. He can sweat out cancer and crap out tumors. Every exwife of Lance Armstrong has cancer because he can actually will it into people's system. The friction from Lance's bike powers Zeus's lightning bolts. No matter where you are and no matter where lance is he will beat you in a race to anywhere.

Lance Armstrong ejected cancer from his body so forcibly that a testicle shot off.

by RocktheJordan August 17, 2006

ass to mouth

something you never do.

You never go ass to mouth

by rockthejordan September 18, 2006