meat lifting

1)The process in which you or another person grabs your johnson and raising you erect penis up and releasing it so as to smack them on the face or tounge. Repeat.
2)To jack-off, or recieve a handjob.

John was late for work this morning becasue he was to busy meat lifting in the shower.

by Big Deez February 17, 2007

meat face

an insult. a person who annoys drunk people by offering distastefull food and tells boring stories and bad jokes.

wow, i didn't know theresa was such a meat face!

by tito the bandito October 10, 2008

meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

Meat rockets

Thighs, legs, muscles of propulsion. Especially when noticeably muscular.

She squats 400 pounds which is not surprising if you have her tree trunk meat rockets.

by Testy December 15, 2019

meat-salad

contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"

For healthy people, who have a burger craving

served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.

someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.

I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.

I will take one meat-salad please

by arkitetk June 11, 2006

meat shield

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006

sex meat

a little chub on a woman..more cushin for the pushin

i was banging heather so hard i grabbed her sex meat as i nutted in her ass

by dizzle May 23, 2004