by mark s rice May 24, 2008

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!
Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater
by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

by Testy December 15, 2019

by wesley scudworth January 19, 2006

1)The process in which you or another person grabs your johnson and raising you erect penis up and releasing it so as to smack them on the face or tounge. Repeat.
2)To jack-off, or recieve a handjob.
2)To jack-off, or recieve a handjob.
by Big Deez February 17, 2007

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body
rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.
rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield
rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.
rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield
by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006

by dizzle May 23, 2004
