by trangle leader April 10, 2022
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Get the josh mug.A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?
Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?
Ben: yes he’s such a stud.
Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?
Ben: yes he’s such a stud.
Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
by Josh Watts (yoghurt male) April 10, 2022
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Get the Josh Terral mug.Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.
by lumilunatic January 5, 2021
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