Jacking Meat

Basically means, when a Male of any sort is jerking his penis off. Because it makes him feel really good. Literally using a hand of choice, sticking it down his pants to there penis. Grabbing the penis and moving it Up and down so he can give the good stuff to his fellow women. If he cannot do this, then he is considered a "Tardmuffin". "Jacking meat"Can also be called " Jack(ing) some meat" "Jack(ed) his meat" etc.

Example: 1

- "Hey what are you gonna do when you get to your grandma's house?"
- "Oh I'm totally Jacking meat over there"

Example: 2

- What are you gonna do jessica, when you get to his house?

- OH I'm gonna jack his meat. Alot :)

by Letsdoitnowinbedplease June 17, 2010

meat coat

slang for condom

getting intimate with a girl and before intercourse she asks if you have a meat coat.

by critter1 August 13, 2010

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015

meat lifting

1)The process in which you or another person grabs your johnson and raising you erect penis up and releasing it so as to smack them on the face or tounge. Repeat.
2)To jack-off, or recieve a handjob.

John was late for work this morning becasue he was to busy meat lifting in the shower.

by Big Deez February 17, 2007

meat-salad

contents of a hamburger, or cheeseburger, only wrapped in lettuce, not on a bun. also called "protein style"

For healthy people, who have a burger craving

served at almost all fast-food hamburger places.

someone walks into a popular burger place and orders a double-double, protein style.

I would like a double-double w/cheese, protein style to go.

I will take one meat-salad please

by arkitetk June 11, 2006

meat shield

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006

sex meat

a little chub on a woman..more cushin for the pushin

i was banging heather so hard i grabbed her sex meat as i nutted in her ass

by dizzle May 23, 2004