meat sweats

Sweating brought on by consuming 2lbs of wings, 2lbs of sausage, and a full rack of ribs from Earl's Rib Palace.

I got the Kickoff Carryout deal at Earl's for $50, and got a major case of the meat sweats!

by Earl the Pig September 19, 2016

meat pie

the act of shitting between a females breats and smushing it onto your penis

I gave Samantha the messiest meat pie last night

by owlinasuit October 29, 2015

meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019

Meat rockets

Thighs, legs, muscles of propulsion. Especially when noticeably muscular.

She squats 400 pounds which is not surprising if you have her tree trunk meat rockets.

by Testy December 15, 2019

Wet meat

Where your cousin/close family members spit on your cock and shove it up there ass as far and deep as possible until you cum

Pov At family gathering:
Me: hey cousin do you want to go to the bathroom and do the wet meat challenge with me I'll explain in the bathroom

Cousin: yeah man I'll go for it I never back down a challenge

by Wet mear September 4, 2021

meat shield

person which stops a bullet for someone else using their body

rule number 1.
1. Dedicated meat shield is always the lesser cool person.

rule number 2.
2. If you're name is lauren o' boyle, you are always meat shield

Lauren is a meat shield.

by Urban Dictionary-ary September 25, 2006

mystery meat

when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside

my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved

by scruggs1496 February 10, 2006