Means, u ate a stale Hotpocket, and reheated the parts left and ate it with a fork.. aka, the readiness to do something is sketchy enough that even though thorough thoughtful thoughts Regard importance of any instructions, it’s soggy.
Ghetto Wilson: Defined
Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck
“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
Ghetto Wilson, A Ghetto Wilson, A Situation boiling to a simp-ass meaningful moment, but it is still simp Az Fuck
“Dude It’s so hard not to Ghetto Wilson, bro”
“I know, it’s like so wack not to, bro”
“Bro! I know!”
by Lil goretext_legend February 17, 2021
There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.
I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall
by RATTnroll September 26, 2024
The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.
by FailFaceFTW March 15, 2014
Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
by theoriginalsteevio October 01, 2022
A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
by Ghetto slumber party June 04, 2018
Homemade Hamburger Helper, made with KD and ground beef. Usually made in houses of white kids who think they’re hood
Kid: Ay Ma I’m havin the boys over for dinner tonight, make us some fuckin Ghetto Gumbo!
Mom: Ok sweetie, It’ll be ready by 6.
Mom: Ok sweetie, It’ll be ready by 6.
by Chrispycroke December 27, 2019
A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed
Person 1: ah I see
Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022