Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!

by thefireman May 2, 2015

Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.

"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."

by - Bambino July 19, 2015

n-host

acronym for never heard of such a thing.

n-host, as a concept per se, may probably not exist; if you personally haven't heard of something it doesn't mean that it doesn't or can't exist or that science has never heard of it.

by Sexydimma July 14, 2015

Loose hose pipe

Someone who is all over the place with work, life and relationships. A person spraying comments, emails and general bollocks to everyone with no context or intelligence.

Dave doesn't know what the hell he is doing, he is like a loose hose pipe spraying comments and total bollocks to anyone he meets.

by Weed wacker September 2, 2015

AW host

When a kid with no skill absolutely jokes you because of host or Internet connection

AW host= win

by _Dink October 30, 2015

Fire hose

when you're pissing with a boner.

bruh, this morning I had a huge Fire hose, my piss got all over the john.
Piss Shit toilet

by soIcanenteranythinghere? December 25, 2015

scrub hoser

A stupid bitch that has no life and talks like a hillbilly.

Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser

by x15x February 4, 2016