Hot Lasagna 

When the female partner is on her period and while having intercourse the male ejaculates inside of her. Therefore, causing the blood and sperm to run down her leg like the sauce and cheese of a hot piece of lasagna.

My friend was having sex last night and didn't know she was on her period until he pulled out and saw a piece of hot lasagna on her thigh.

Hot Lasagna by Kendog Texan January 13, 2009

Hot Mess 

a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).

"She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess."

"Girl came in to school this morning looking a hot mess, her hair all jacked up and slouchin' in house shoes."

Hot Mess by nikflorida February 26, 2007

hot mess 

When someone's life is a mess but they are still super hot.

Britney Spears is a Hot Mess.

hot mess by Gina Lola September 11, 2007

hot pink russian earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

He gave her hot pink russian earmuffs last night!

hot pink russian earmuffs by Pink Princess June 18, 2006

Hot Apple Blast 

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

Hot Apple Blast by Matt April 6, 2005

Hot Topic

All you people that are calling Hot Topic a "poser" store are FUCKED! There is no way a store can b a "poser" because if that store is "poser" than I guess all stores are "poser." So that means we are all "posers". Hot Topic is just a store where people go 2 spend cash, buy cds, and clothes.

Oh look.. Its Hot Topic.
Yea.. That store is pretty cool.

Hot Topic by Mike January 4, 2004

hot josh 

When one or more men shits on the balls of another man.

A Warm Josh would be if the target has cellophane wrap on his balls and one or more men shit on it.

A Cold Josh is when one or more men poop on glass above the target man's balls.

"I thought I had a "chilli dog" but one or more men shit on my balls, therefore it was a hot josh."

"What did you do last night?"
"Stayed in and had a hot josh party."

hot josh by hotjoshness January 28, 2010