beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl

Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?

by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016

Beer Fadge

When a woman has a really large gut/Belly/Stomach and it hangs down towards their knees

Look at the beer fadge on her, its nearly hitting her toes

by Moralee April 24, 2016

Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

by Makeme88 August 26, 2016

beeracle

A situation or event where beer prevails against all odds.

My luggage zipper broke and its contents spilled all over the tarmac. Thankfully the beer survived. It was a beeracle.

by TURBOPIANOCAT May 13, 2016

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

beer bong

a funnel used to drink beer quickly.

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

beer headache

another name for a hangover

Ugghhh... that was a heavy duty party last night... ive glt a massive, uhh beer headache?

by xNerdProx August 27, 2016