Uber Unkle

A male relative who's married to the internet.

Dude is your unkle an Uber Unkle, because all he does is sit by his computer all day long?

by urbanwordhunter April 10, 2010

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Estrogen Uncertainty Principle

An article, when observed by a woman, must move to an unknown place.

Honey, do you know what happened to my car keys? ‘Yes, I moved them.’ (Estrogen Uncertainty Principle)

by DenverFlubb August 21, 2018

Nesbitt-Ungleichung

Eine Nesbitt-Ungleichung ist etwas, das offentlich wahr ist, aber unmöglich zu beweisen ist.

Max: Hey, diese Nesbitt-Ungleichung ist wahr. Weiß jemand einen Beweis dafür?
Roman: Nein.

by Pyth4goras April 3, 2020

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Economic Uncertainty Principle

Economic uncertainty principle: (noun) The principle stating that it's impossible to predict and measure certain economic variables with complete accuracy, due to the inherent unpredictability and complexity of economic systems.

I can't predict the stock market with certainty, it's the economic uncertainty principle in action

by Phieyl January 16, 2023

American uncensored movements

A collection of social and political movements that seek to promote free speech and open discourse in the United States without censorship or suppression.

These movements are often driven by concerns over perceived bias and censorship by mainstream media outlets, social media platforms, and other institutions that have control over the flow of information in society.

Supporters of the American uncensored movements argue that censorship and suppression of free speech are contrary to the principles of democracy and individual liberty, and that free and open discourse is essential for the functioning of a healthy society.

The American uncensored movements encompass a diverse range of perspectives and causes, including but not limited to political conservatism, libertarianism, and civil libertarianism.

The American uncensored movements are important to the future of democracy in the United States.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 1, 2023