down the tube 

Another way of saying that something is really going to pot -- when you say such-and-such is going down the tube, it is spiraling downhill extremely rapidly.

Man this drone flight is really going down the tube...O FUCK, There's a tree!!! (*CRASH!!!*)

That woman's performance on American Idol started to go down the tube when she forgot a critical lyric to the song she was performing.

down the tube by Telephony October 8, 2018

Spreadin' the taco butter 

(v) To masterbate

Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter

Spreadin' the taco butter by Indigo7 October 8, 2018

On the tongs 

To be hedonistically taking drugs or drinking perfectly, to be “cooking it” but to be making sure that the heat is spread evenly and thus in turn not burning out. The analogy is fueled and inspired by the most versatile and essential Australian cooking intrument, the tongs.

We have been on the tongs for a couple of days now and were still not burnt

On the tongs by Carmen Sider April 4, 2019

respect the troops 

A phrase to be repeated constantly to people that have cheated on their significant others while they are away at boot camp or deployed. As they clearly do not respect the troops, they must be constantly reminded to do so.

"Hey look over there, it's Sarah."
"The Sarah that slept with a guy while her boyfriend was at boot camp?"
"Yeah that one, I'm gonna call her out... HEY SARAH! RESPECT THE TROOPS!"

respect the troops by gamma1415 May 27, 2019

Catch the train C.J. 

Literally the best meme of all time

All you had to do was catch the damn train C.J.

Catch the train C.J.

Catch the train C.J. by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

Tony the Tiger ass 

Someone who has made plans but fails to follow through with them.

Guy 1: "Yo dude Where you at? My birthday party is today."

Guy 2: "I can't come. I have other stuff to do."

Guy 1: "Dude we had this planned like 10 weeks ago!!"

Guy 2:"I know my fault man. Next time for sure."

Guy 1: "Tony the Tiger ass"

Guy 2: "Lol what?"

Guy 1; "You're always flaking on me. You're a Frosted Flaker!"

Tony the Tiger ass by Actual Disney July 3, 2019

copped the throat 

Copped the throat is the new choking on dick.

Copped the throat is how someone can go get the newest shoes and own it. The one receiving the blowjob acquired the others throat.

Did you hear that Tala let those straight guys copped the throat yesterday night?!

copped the throat by talamobley44 August 25, 2019