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blessing the beef is STOPPING ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐• ๐•œ ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•˜๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•š๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•๐•š๐•œ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐••๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•™๐•’๐•• ๐•๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•ช ๐•„๐•†โ„๐”ผ ๐”ฝ๐•€๐”พโ„๐•‹๐•€โ„•๐”พ
by yeet girl pewds lover ROGER March 27, 2019
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Beef Twerky

Vaginally lips on a female during a seizure
Wow when she fell out her beef twerky was twitchin.
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 13, 2024
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Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.
Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate
by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015
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beef trimmings

Shit, big pieces of. Cousin of the dreaded powerdump. In fact they're so big one must take extra care to recuperate afterwards by reading on the toilet. Also, the key ingredient in an upper decker.
I forgot to walk the Rottweiler after his nap and meal time, so now he left six pounds of beef trimmings on the welcome mat. The poor dear.
by ForkMeCantEatSoup November 17, 2011
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Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped
- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 3, 2018
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Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs
I gave her the olโ€™ Toledo hot beef
by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025
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Beef

Beef is a word used to suggest departure.
"I'm going to beef to the shops"
"Let's beef" (instead of "let's go")
by Jed589 June 18, 2021
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