Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist August 6, 2015

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Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 15, 2020

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Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.

I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.

by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019

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Not Block

Being stuck with somebody that is relentlessly hitting on you, while a friend or group of close friends is nearby ignoring your need for intervention.

She wouldn't leave me a lone. Thanks a lot---you guys totally not blocked me.

by falsenorth May 2, 2010

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Chopper’s Block

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl

Damn bro that last bowl gave me a case of Chopper’s Block

by YoungSkooby November 9, 2022

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