Pull an OJ

Archaic definition: Run through an airport.

Modern definition: Commit murder against one's domestic violence victim, in a homicidal rage and get away with it

Archaic usage: They were just closing the jetway doors, I really had to pull an OJ.

Modern usage: Shut the f-ck up b-tch or I'll have to pull an OJ on your fat ho' ass.

by David October 31, 2003

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Pull-up

1: A type of disposable training pant, made by Huggies, that is very similar to a diaper. Commonly used by toddlers during potty training, to "bridge the gap" between diapers and underwear.

Father: "The toddler didn't make it to the potty, his Pull-up is wet"

by xXanonymousXx October 5, 2012

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Pull a Louis

When you bring a girl home from a night out or a date and you fail to reach a homerun(sex).

So I brought Karen home tonight but I pulled a Louis because I fell asleep when she was making herself comfortable (Pull a Louis)

by The O. G. Puller November 14, 2019

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To pull a Jamie

To walk fast to class because you think you are going to be late.

The only way chloe could get to class on time was To pull a Jamie.

by siennaaaaa(: June 21, 2011

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Pull the wire

Masturbating. Beating off. Jerking off.

Oh MAN, just LOOK at those knockers!! I'm off to home..got to pull the wire..

by nothingface0 May 26, 2010

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To have absolute control over a very responsible position that requires an acute knowledge of a situation only to deny acceptance of any wrong doing when information about a blatant offense to the moral majority becomes so evident.

What?!? the USA was using IRS to attack an opposing political party?.? Let me “pull an Obama” and deny any knowledge of this, or What?!? The USA was letting US diplomats get killed in another country during a critical point in an election?.? Let me “pull an Obama” and deny any knowledge of this… You know… because Hilary Clinton did not tell me of this… Or what?.? The US govt. through the NSA is tapping everyone's personal information?.? Let me “pull an Obama”(insert next un-claimable incompetent statement next in order to agree with the mass media.

by pull an obama June 19, 2014

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