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carmel person

A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly
That Carmel person just brought their Starbucks frappachino to school.
by thecarmelperson January 20, 2014
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The PERSON

(1): The person is just the PERSON.

(2): An imaginary, invisible being who was created as a failed comeback
Ex:

(1): Honey.. you're the PERSON

(2):

Jim: Okay honey you think you can clock my tea?

Max: Hell yeah. You be frickin' built like an irregular concave polygon..

Jim: Ok well.. you're built like.. (contemplating life decisions) the PERSON.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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Prettiest person in the world

“Who’s the prettiest person in the world??”
“Why, that would be August! He is the Prettiest person in the world. He doesn’t understand how perfect he is.”
by someone special lol June 4, 2022
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Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.
"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."
by IRSAgents December 27, 2024
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personal info

me: do not use personal info
you: I will do share personal info
by Raqurm December 2, 2023
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personal check

(1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
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Fat Person Disease

(made by McNeal and a real-life experience)

The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied
Bully "Your so fat lmao. Fat Person Disease!!!!" Fat Person thoughts "kill me already"
by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019
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