brown toe

When one person slips their big toe into the ass crack of another person.

Chris: Im sleeping here leave me be im not hurting anyone.
Alyssa: (Slips big toe into Chris' ass.)
Chris: AHHHHH GET THAT TOE OUT!! You sneaky Brown Toe Crazy monkey face.

by Zenrid July 30, 2006

Farmer brown

A sexual act. A woman/man performs oral sex on a farm animal while taking a dump on another\'s chest.

Jane got a farmer brown from Heather and her dog Rex.

by Robbie Roo April 26, 2005

Cleveland Browns

A chick with a great body, but ugly face

That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.

by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004

CODe brown

The predicament faced when desperate for a shit but reluctant to down weapons and forfeit a COD deathmatch.

Stuart: "Ah wis huvin a major CODe brown but I wisnae gonna let Jamie down."

by ka22a November 14, 2009

double brown

when two penises enter one anus at the same time.

"me and hakko double browned mark the other day, he couldnt handle the meat and his anus was serverley torn" - Macho wolf

by Hakko November 21, 2004

Brown baby

The product of sexual relations between a black and a white person. An extremely common occurrence on council estates throughout the UK, in particular London. Young white ladies of such areas believe the young black men to be more desirable than the local white men because they are able to string two words together and are more adept at lying to get their way into the young lady's underwear. The women are flattered by such falsehoods as "You're beautiful, innit?" and also believe the urban myth that all black men have massive appendages.
The white man/black woman phenomenon does occur but is much less frequent.

"Aaah, look at Delroy and Nick's lovely brown baby"

by Eihab May 11, 2004

brown moon

when the guy is having anal sex and she hasn't cleaned her ass and he starts scooping it out with his dick and makes her eat the brown moon like blue moon ice cream

The girl ate the brown moon.

by Jenny Frank October 20, 2009