Took the banana 

Colloquialism meaning to get screwed, swindled, hustled, tricked or ripped off of significant value by another party. Also used as "Take the banana"

"Verizon offered a $100 rebate on my new phone, but when I got it, it was a VISA gift card, not cash. I really took the banana on that one."

Took the banana by Bob Monkeyfuck August 26, 2011

For real banana peel

An expression used in a situation to infer that one is as serious as a heart attack, but in a banana peely way.

Saira: wow! For real? Did you really tongue kiss Matt Damon?!

Joey: For real banana peel!!!

For real banana peel by aerdu May 28, 2013

One Handed Banana Toast 

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

One Handed Banana Toast by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast 

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

One Handed Banana Toast by Rodaddy October 14, 2016

ur nana banana

Its stronger than your mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and your sister a mister all togehter, you can use it to obliterate someones existence as well as the unviersal space time continuum.

Eddy: ur sister a mister
Arias: dont make me do it
Eddy: you wont bitch
Arias: ur nana banana
Eddy: *his whole body collapes into a black hole and the universe gets consumed*

ur nana banana by Ariosus March 17, 2018

The main banana 

1. The main point to an idea.
2. You will succeed if you only know this one source of information.

3. The central idea.

1. We will not fail this test if we know the cranial nerves that's The main banana.
2. Never spend your money before you have it, that's the main banana.

The main banana by ello122222 June 12, 2018

Ride the banana sled 

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store

"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

Ride the banana sled by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) July 5, 2018