green onion cake

When you accidentally give oral sex to someone with poor genital hygiene.

Luke: Shit man, you don't look so good!
Cornelius: I just had a green onion cake...

by Urs V September 28, 2008

cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

patty cake with no hands

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.

"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."

by OfficialWebster'sDictionary July 8, 2014

baby cakes

a baby "personal part"

his son's baby cake was bigger than his!!!

by yea May 26, 2003

Sweet Griddle cakes

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

by Miles J June 22, 2004

yummy cummy cakes

cream filled cupcakes with gooey white goodness dripping off the top

You know you're going to have a great night when the drunk girl you are bringing home keeps begging for yummy cummy cakes!

by MandyP12345 December 1, 2011