Semantics

A type of lice that affects your pubic area. They burrow into your urethra and make their way to the testicles (hence the term "semantics", a portmanteau of "semen" and "ticks"). They find their way in by tracking the scent of semen, therefore they exclusively affect biological males with working reproductive organs. They can make their way in other sexual genitals if they detect the scent but the unfamiliar environment that is not condusive to their survival will likely kill them. They can spread through shared seating areas and undergarments.

"Bro. Chelsea asked me to sit on her face last night and now I have semantics."

by BJSD808 March 20, 2022

semwell

Someone who looks/sounds/acts/smells "retarded." The "looks" category can differ from hair or facial structure. The "sound" category is self explanatory same with the "smell" category. And the last category "acts" is the category that mainly defines "semwell." They main way to call out a semwells acts is if they walk around like an NPC from a video game or if they walk faster than normal.

Person 1: *passes by a group of friends*

Person 2: "bro hes a semwell"
Person 3,4,5: "ong"

by funky.. March 21, 2022

Semon

A delectable, non GMO, non-dairy product that is a good substitute for Mayo.

Guy 1: Hey, we're out of Mayo.
Guy 2: *Ejaculates furiously*
Guy 3: *Spreads semon on bread* thanks, bro.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

semen

The thing made in glue

Person a: oh my stars is that glue semen flavor
Person b: why yes it is
Person a: did you know I donateded my cock hole juice to be used in the glue?
Person b: what?

by Boe jidens mom March 25, 2022

Sempronia

An actual bastard. Would beat you up and is apathetic as shit. I hate them so much. I bet they watch anime too.

"My cousin is such a Sempronia!"

"My friend has been apathetic recently, kinda acting like a Sempronia."

by HeadInHands March 26, 2022

seminii

A seminii is someone who goes to other people that aren’t their family to talk about their general issues.This seminii develops caring feelings for this person that they’re ranting to and slowly starts feeling like they just can’t dissapoint them,it’s an issue.They need to learn to develop their own feelings without relying on others.

"Hey,I’m a seminii"

by obsessedluvr March 29, 2022

semen truck

A huge penis, or a penis that contains alot of semen.

Holy shit! That's one hell of a semen truck.

by FarMistt April 4, 2022