rum plug

After a night of drinking rum, you wake early the next morning and shit a super hard brick that stretches your anus to painful extremes but has a clean break. Its usually followed a little while later with an epic dose of the runs.

*limping back to bed* Morning wifey, I just shat a rum plug, you have an hour to use the bathroom before I need it again.

by MoistMoose October 8, 2022

Fudge plunger

A close friend or person of nobility who's cock once inserted anally unfucks the dumb shit you did the night before

I fucked up while watching deep impact last night and had to call my fudge plunger .

by KOOKA! November 12, 2022

Toilet Plunger

The use of a toilet plunger handle as a makeshift dildo

I did the "Toilet Plunger" with Susan last night... she said that made my whole week!

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Pennsylvania Plunger

The action of inserting the male penis into a female’s rectum when she is about to poop, urinating, pulling it out, and watching as the shit and piss pours out

I gave Taylor the Pennsylvania Plunger and now I have a urinary tract infection

by Neolapse December 27, 2022

Dandelion Plug

That Thick Root!

I see you with that ole dandelion plug!

by Estegree January 13, 2023

Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)

After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug

by Alikaza! March 7, 2023

Virtuous plug

Non-shameful, completely on topic and related endorsement that is casually and tastefully worked into conversation.

Syd: "...speaking of science, are you going to the 6th annual women in science symposium??"

Matt: "haha, you virtuous plug. Sure, if you're going, we can go together!"

by sydthesav March 7, 2023